All Natural Hair Stockings

Anti-pervert but not anti-perspirant.

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Unsanitary Lighter

Smoking kills, but not as much as this.

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Marijuana Ice Cream

The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

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Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]

Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!
- Anonymous 

Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.

Pizza and Spaghetti Flavored Slushies

A little chunky for my taste.

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Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food

Yo no quiero that at all.

Roommate Confessions: Your Protein Shake Had a Special Ingredient [Click for full post]

Remember when i had all those protein shakes in my cabinet, and you were really drunk and wanted me to make you a protein shake. Well since i took care of your clumsiness all night, i took out my dog, and mixed his shit with the chocolate powder, and when you complained how bad it tasted i would just say thats how it tastes like sinces it has more protein. yeah what now
- Anonymous

Hey do you remember that time you blacked out and woke up the next morning thinking that you pissed and shit your bed? The reality is that I pissed and shit your bed then placed you upon it. Maybe you’ll think twice next time when you leave your drawers open and wear my sandals into the shower. BEOTCH.
- Anonymous

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Rough Love: That Was The Dog’s Tongue

I told my girlfriend that I thought waking up to a blow job would be the greatest thing ever. Sure enough, a few weeks later I woke up to what I thought was her licking my sack. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I was still sleeping. A minute later I heard her laughing but the licking continued. I opened my eyes and her dog was in between my legs… She was watching the whole time and decided not to tell me. Glad she thought it was hilarious, because I’m scarred.

- Anonymous

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The CollegeHumor All-Nighter Live Stream Show 2013

Gross Cocktail Trivia is starting now. Let’s watch someone puke because crushed up Cheetos dust is on the menu.

Roommate Confessions: Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo [Click for more]

He pissed me off to the point where I told him to sit on a barbwire dildo and changed every language on his PS3 to different languages. some korean, others spanish, and who knows what else.
- glassspire 

My housemate went overseas for 6 months and left me with a 50 year old Iranian man who would spend close to an hour in the toilet each night and cut his nose hairs before arranging them neatly on the tap. Anyway. The day before I finally moved out I poured milk on her mattress so she would never be able to quite get that smell out of her room without getting a new bed.
- themostboringblogever 

The first time I met my freshman college roommate, I was leaving the room after having unpacked my things while he was coming in to unpack his. The second time I met him was later that day when I unlocked the door to find him sitting on the bed with a blanket over his lap with his girlfriend standing next to the bed. His parents were nowhere to be found. Mine, fortunately, along with my younger brother and sister, walked in with me.
- mariothecellist 

I was so pissed at my previous roommate that I actually pissed in some of her perfume.
- celluloidchild 

Our first entirely Tumblr submitted Roommate Confessions post. If you’d like to be featured in our column then submit your stories straight to our Tumblr. We won’t judge you, but other people probably will. 

15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food

I said hold the sludge and mice!

15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]

If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.

The Most Epic Sweat Stain You’ll Ever See

Sweaty people everywhere will make a pilgrimage. 

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Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage

Better not get these trick-or-treating now…

(Source: bumblebee-captor)

Rough Love: You bring out the best of me

My boyfriend had been pursuing me all night trying to get me to have sex. I wasn’t terribly in the mood but I finally gave in and we proceeded to head into the bedroom. Just as we started going at it he lets out this huge, rank fart and starts laughing hysterically. I said “How can you expect me to f**k you when you just farted like that?” He replied with, “What can I say babe? You bring out the best of me” – complete a huge ass grin on his face.
- Anonymous

If your significant other brings out the best in you then submit those smelly stories straight to our Tumblr.