“I work at a supermarket and a guy huffed, got annoyed and stormed out when the self serve machine asked him to input the number of bananas he was buying.”
How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil
Clean up on aisle you’re fired.
(Source: reddit.com)
“I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww”
If All Women Lived Like Beyonce
If this isn’t convincing enough, there would also be more Austin Powers movies.
(Source: College Humor)
Everyone at work thinks Mitch is bananas, and he has no idea what they mean by that.
(Source: College Humor)
Badass Bear Cub in a Grocery Store
Personally, I think we should encourage more bears to purchase food instead of eating our friends.
(Source: College Humor)





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Can’t… make… two… trips.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8usfj9nzw1qasthro1_400.gif)

