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Price Check on Sexual Homicide
There are some things money can’t buy.

Price Check on Sexual Homicide

There are some things money can’t buy.

(Source: reddit.com)

Pepsi Santa
Don’t shake up his belly.

Pepsi Santa

Don’t shake up his belly.

(Source: reddit.com)

Beer = Health and Beauty
Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

Beer = Health and Beauty

Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

(Source: reddit.com)

I work at a supermarket and a guy huffed, got annoyed and stormed out when the self serve machine asked him to input the number of bananas he was buying.

How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil
Clean up on aisle you’re fired.

How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil

Clean up on aisle you’re fired.

(Source: reddit.com)

I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww

Woman on Electric Scooter Drags Kid in Grocery Store
"What do you mean I’m not a good parent?!"

Woman on Electric Scooter Drags Kid in Grocery Store

"What do you mean I’m not a good parent?!"

Lemons Labeled “Sour Oranges”
No thanks, I’ll just stick with my sweet lemons.

Lemons Labeled “Sour Oranges”

No thanks, I’ll just stick with my sweet lemons.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

Lifting All the Groceries at Once [Click to animate]
Can’t… make… two… trips.

Lifting All the Groceries at Once [Click to animate]

Can’t… make… two… trips.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy in Banana Suit Cries Over Bananas
You killed them. You killed them all.

Guy in Banana Suit Cries Over Bananas

You killed them. You killed them all.

(Source: reddit.com)

If All Women Lived Like Beyonce

If this isn’t convincing enough, there would also be more Austin Powers movies.

(Source: College Humor)


Lady Takes Pet Kangaroo Grocery Shopping


"Who’s walking who? Oh, never mind, I found my glasses."

"Who’s walking who? Oh, never mind, I found my glasses."

(Source: College Humor)


Long Yellow Things


Everyone at work thinks Mitch is bananas, and he has no idea what they mean by that.

Everyone at work thinks Mitch is bananas, and he has no idea what they mean by that.

(Source: College Humor)

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Badass Bear Cub in a Grocery Store

Personally, I think we should encourage more bears to purchase food instead of eating our friends.

(Source: College Humor)