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Subway Car Has Meat Counter
Subway: eat fresh.

Subway Car Has Meat Counter

Subway: eat fresh.

(Source: reddit.com)

One time when I was working at a grocery store an old lady kept complaining that the bag I put her milk in was too heavy. The problem was, the milk was the only item in the bag, and I couldn’t convince her that there was no way to make it lighter.

Pedophile on Grocery Sign
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the nourishment.

Pedophile on Grocery Sign

Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the nourishment.

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish
Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

Supermarket Carries Entertaining Fish

Damn, I was looking for boring fish 

(Source: College Humor)

Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

Click to vote this up or down on uPick!

(Source: College Humor)


Stewie Griffin Noodle Quote


Life imitates art, but also “Family Guy” cutaways.

Life imitates art, but also “Family Guy” cutaways.

(Source: College Humor)

Little Girl On Beer Throne
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"

Little Girl On Beer Throne

"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"


(Source: College Humor)

Racist Grocery Store Aisle

Racist Grocery Store Aisle

(Source: College Humor)