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What a Perfect Card to Give to Someone For Their Loss of a Loved One
Sayonara, sucker.

What a Perfect Card to Give to Someone For Their Loss of a Loved One

Sayonara, sucker.

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The Honest Holiday Card Song

Have a Merry Christmas (as long as it’s not merrier than ours).

TV Valentine’s Day Cards

TV Valentine’s Day Cards

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The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards

4. The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards

4. The Aggressively Religious One

I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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