“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”
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It’s the most dank time of the year.
Celebrate the holidays the right way (lazily, and kind of by accident).
(Source: youtube.com)
Further proof that Scott Stapp is the hardest working and worst 14-year-old in the music industry.
Horse Finds Way to Eat Grass On Other Side of Pen
You’re not just going to lie around eating all day, are you?
(Source: College Humor)
Girl Wears Green Dress in front of Green Screen at Prom
I really feel like I’m one with nature.
(Source: College Humor)
Make your voice heard or they’ll do it for you.
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