Do Not Disturb the Dreaming Grass

When the sprinklers come on is it considered a wet dream? 

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uPick FAIL - What grass?

You got it, boss.

Keep Off the Grass

Shouldn’t be too hard.

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Sad Dog Is Allergic to Grass

“But maaaam, do I have to wear these? I look like a loser!”- A dog

Keep Off the Tiny Patch of Grass

I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.

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Horse Finds Way to Eat Grass On Other Side of Pen

You’re not just going to lie around eating all day, are you?

(Source: College Humor)

How to Mow Your Lawn on PCP

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Cat Eats Grass, Has Bad Trip

I remember my first Burning Man

CollegeHumor Classic: Cool Dog Mows Lawn

Dogs are man’s best landscaper.

(Source: College Humor)