Boy, this Colbert Report opening was LONG!
It got a little weird this week, but we’re glad you hung in there!
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We hope you get off to a good start, unlike all of these unfortunate people.
"As we go on, we remember, all the times you, embarrassed yourself in front of friends and family and also strangers" - Vitamin C. We hope you all make it through the ceremony without scarring your dignity forever like these people did.
As we go on / we remember / Pokemon Red.
What do you do while you’re sitting down not listening to the hundreds of names for people you’ve somehow never met? Submit your graduation pics straight to our Tumblr.
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College is totally sick, man.
This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
Amy Poehler’s Harvard Graduation Speech: Hah, all those suckers in the crowd had to spend four years at Harvard and get a great start on their future to see this.