Help Gwen out and finish reading Congress Splits the Check
I wonder how she’ll deal with bedtime.
Finish reading How I Spent My Government Shutdown By John Boehner, Age 63 [Click for more]
Let’s get those hardworking Americans back to twerk.
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Applecare, Obamacare… same difference.
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No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.
Finish reading: “These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now”
Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.
Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
He may have shut down the government, but he’ll never shut down his heart.