Finish reading How I Spent My Government Shutdown By John Boehner, Age 63 [Click for more]
The CH gang can’t shut up about the shut down.
Home of the brave, land of the furloughed
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No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.
Finish reading: “These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now”
After Democrats and Republicans failed to find common ground on the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, the United States Government has shut down. Although we have seen many articles detailing how this will affect our day to day life, no one has yet addressed how this shutdown will affect everyone’s favorite party food: nachos.
Will this shutdown affect the taste of my nachos?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: It shouldn’t. The government shutdown causes many nonessential federal employees to be placed on furlough, but it should not affect the way that cheese tastes when melted onto tortilla chips and dipped into salsa.
Finish reading What The Government Shutdown Means For Your Nachos
Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.
Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
True diplomacy comes from the heart.
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He may have shut down the government, but he’ll never shut down his heart.