Winner gets Gotham.
Eating all of the Subway finally paid off, he’s succeeded in something your dad actually cares about.
“I work at a country club in the suburbs. This past Saturday we had a wedding reception in the clubhouse, which is in the middle of the golf course. At the end of the night as everyone was leaving I noticed my boss walking in from the golf course particularly upset. Turns out that 3 people decided to go skinny dipping in a nasty swampy pond on the course. I wasn’t overly surprised because the crowd was pretty smashed, that is until the culprits walked in… two young hot busty women….and the priest.”
It look FORE years off his life.