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10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

You think that spidey suit is cheap to dry clean? DO YOU!?!

10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

It’s not wealth that’s trickling down these days. It’s our heroes.

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?
Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?

Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

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The Three Wise Men Have an Argument [Click for full post]
Melchior: This is exciting, huh? The birth of the Lord God incarnate?Balthasar: Yup.Melchior: Yeah, this is going to be great. Hey, what do you guys think he’ll look like?Gaspar: A baby, probably.Melchior: OK, what’s the problem here, guys? We’re on the way to meet the Living God and you guys are being weird!Balthasar: Nothing. Let’s just keep riding. Lots of desert between here and Bethlehem. Melchior: It’s about the gold, right? You guys are pissed I brought gold. Come on, let’s do this.Balthasar: It’s not about the gold. It’s about what the gold represents. Melchior: You guys, Frankincense and Myrrh are awesome gifts, too. It’s not like we’re having a contest here.Gaspar: Really? Really?! OK then, so if this isn’t a contest to you, why don’t you give the infant Christ King some of that cinnamon you have in your camel’s saddle bag instead?Melchior: That cinnamon is for one of my wives. Besides, I already brought the gold. I might as well give it to him.Gaspar: You don’t think Balthasar and I wanted to give the Lamb of God some gold or some jewels? I’d give the infant Lord all of my worldly goods but we agreed on a 20 denari limit! [Keep Reading]

The Three Wise Men Have an Argument [Click for full post]

Melchior: This is exciting, huh? The birth of the Lord God incarnate?

Balthasar: Yup.

Melchior: Yeah, this is going to be great. Hey, what do you guys think he’ll look like?

Gaspar: A baby, probably.

Melchior: OK, what’s the problem here, guys? We’re on the way to meet the Living God and you guys are being weird!

Balthasar: Nothing. Let’s just keep riding. Lots of desert between here and Bethlehem. 

Melchior: It’s about the gold, right? You guys are pissed I brought gold. Come on, let’s do this.

Balthasar: It’s not about the gold. It’s about what the gold represents. 

Melchior: You guys, Frankincense and Myrrh are awesome gifts, too. It’s not like we’re having a contest here.

Gaspar: Really? Really?! OK then, so if this isn’t a contest to you, why don’t you give the infant Christ King some of that cinnamon you have in your camel’s saddle bag instead?

Melchior: That cinnamon is for one of my wives. Besides, I already brought the gold. I might as well give it to him.

Gaspar: You don’t think Balthasar and I wanted to give the Lamb of God some gold or some jewels? I’d give the infant Lord all of my worldly goods but we agreed on a 20 denari limit! [Keep Reading]

Not even Lincoln is safe from The Troll [Click for more]

Not even Lincoln is safe from The Troll [Click for more]

The Troll [Click to continue reading]

The Troll [Click to continue reading]

Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”
I thought oil was black gold.

Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

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Leaked: Olympic Village RA [click to continue reading]

Leaked: Olympic Village RA [click to continue reading]

Other Records Set by Michael Phelps [Click to continue reading]

Other Records Set by Michael Phelps [Click to continue reading]