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8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Totoro is the God of Death.
Hayao Miyazaki is known for his beautiful, sprawling animated films that wrestle with some pretty hefty topics. And in kids movies that deal with spirit worlds and what not, it makes sense that the idea of mortality might lurk somewhere in the background. But HOLY SHIT, THE GOD OF DEATH?! 
The idea here is that when Mei goes missing, she actually drowns. And since Totoro helps Satsuki find Mei, he is thus a gatekeeper to the realm of the dead. Therefore anyone who can see him is actually on the verge of receiving his wrath. But… they also find Mei at the end. And everything’s OK. AND Totoro then makes a tree grow really big really fast. Last time I checked, trees tend to be a pretty common symbol of life. Which makes him a pretty terrible GOD OF DEATH. Look, not everything has to be a reflection of our universal fear of mortality. So can we all just cool it? Let us ENJOY the goddamn movie. And go to therapy. Keep Reading

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows

Totoro is the God of Death.

Hayao Miyazaki is known for his beautiful, sprawling animated films that wrestle with some pretty hefty topics. And in kids movies that deal with spirit worlds and what not, it makes sense that the idea of mortality might lurk somewhere in the background. But HOLY SHITTHE GOD OF DEATH?!

The idea here is that when Mei goes missing, she actually drowns. And since Totoro helps Satsuki find Mei, he is thus a gatekeeper to the realm of the dead. Therefore anyone who can see him is actually on the verge of receiving his wrath. But… they also find Mei at the end. And everything’s OK. AND Totoro then makes a tree grow really big really fast. Last time I checked, trees tend to be a pretty common symbol of life. Which makes him a pretty terrible GOD OF DEATH. Look, not everything has to be a reflection of our universal fear of mortality. So can we all just cool it? Let us ENJOY the goddamn movie. And go to therapy. Keep Reading

Call me old-fashioned, but I think the guy should be the one who asks the girl out. If granted permission from the Sun God, Ra, of course.

Jokes: Old-Fashioned

Master will be pleased.

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]
Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.
I met a girl at a concert who was very pretty and she let me feel her boobies, but I didn’t get her number. Is it weird to hunt her down on Facebook? – Anonymous via Tumblr

Yes, that is weird. A girl who lets you feel her boobs at a concert is not the the market for a long-term, committed relationship with you. Cut your losses while you’re still the mysterious hottie she made out with and not the creeper who felt her up and then tracked her down. [Keep Reading]

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]

Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

I met a girl at a concert who was very pretty and she let me feel her boobies, but I didn’t get her number. Is it weird to hunt her down on Facebook? – Anonymous via Tumblr

Yes, that is weird. A girl who lets you feel her boobs at a concert is not the the market for a long-term, committed relationship with you. Cut your losses while you’re still the mysterious hottie she made out with and not the creeper who felt her up and then tracked her down. [Keep Reading]