Pope Francis vs. The God Particle

In the name the sun we pray, amen.

God’s Boss Craig: Sponsorship

It’s an advertising campaign of biblical proportions.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

For the person who makes your heart tremble almost as much as The Lord does.

TLDNR: Goddamn Cold and Flu Season [Click to read]

Streeter’s got some great old-fashioned tips that’ll improve your (spiritual) health.

God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

He’s kind of a must-hire.

God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

His miracles are amazing… from certain angles.

God Pitches Winter [Click for full pitch]

You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it’s still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?

Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it wascompletely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKINGCOLD? [Keep Reading]

God Pitches Winter [Click to continue reading]

Ok, ok, so hear me out.

God’s Boss Craig

If God exists, why do bad things happen? Craig. A new animated series by CollegeHumor.

Vote for George Washington Lincoln

He’s one hell of a candidate

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If Bible Heroes Were More Like You [Click to continue reading]

God’s Diary is Embarrassing

The Good Book has some bad writing.

If Bible Heroes Were More Like You [Click to continue reading]

If Bible Heroes Were More Like You [Click to continue reading]

God Will Cum When He Wants To

…been perfecting those kegel exercises for months.