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This Is What Happens When Truth Or Dare Goes Too Far.

Three girls reveal more than they thought they would.

Dear Kendrick Lamar, I cannot answer your dick-as-big-as-the-Eiffel-Tower prayer at this time. Please pray for something else. - God

Eminem - Rap God (Pug Version)

Will the real Slim Shady please poop outside?

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Jesus Quoting Yeezus

I Am a (Son of) God.

(Source: youtube.com)

Yay or Nay: Is God Made Up?

If he isn’t, may he strike down the person reading this caption where they sit.

I’m Ra, your RA
Alright, everyone, thanks for coming to the first meeting for 2nd Floor McCullen Hall! Yay! I’m your RA. My name is Amun-Ra, but you can just call me Ra ‘cause I’m chill like that. Let’s break the ice with a little “Two Truths and a Lie.” We’ll say two true things about ourselves and one lie, and it’s up to you to guess which one is not true. Got it? Okay. 1) I brought forth everything in creation by saying its secret name, 2) I have a falcon for a head, and 3) I’m lactose intolerant. What do you guys think…Wrong! It’s the second one. I have a falcon’s HEAD for a head, not a whole falcon. That would look stupid. That’s also a lesson about language. We all need to be sure that we choose our words carefully and keep communication open. That way we’ll all avoid conflicts. Also, avoid using “angry” words like “stupid” in public spaces. That was my bad, there. But that’s also a lesson about me. Sometimes I make mistakes too. I’m a student just like you! I also just happen to have some administrative disciplinary powers, and the power of flight. And the power to create and destroy with a word.Now, we’re all living in the same space, so let’s try to respect each other, okay? When it’s late, keep the noise down. I know some of you are going to want to party, but some of us will be studying, or sleeping, or preventing a giant snake from devouring the sun, so just keep that in mind. Party smarter, not harder.You can also find a basket of condoms on my door. Those are for you guys. And they’re free. I’m not your dad, except in the abstract sense that I created all of you, and I don’t care who you’re shacking up with or whose lettuce you’re jizzing in to establish dominance over them. Just be safe. Safety can be cool! Finish reading

I’m Ra, your RA

Alright, everyone, thanks for coming to the first meeting for 2nd Floor McCullen Hall! Yay! I’m your RA. My name is Amun-Ra, but you can just call me Ra ‘cause I’m chill like that. Let’s break the ice with a little “Two Truths and a Lie.” We’ll say two true things about ourselves and one lie, and it’s up to you to guess which one is not true. Got it? Okay. 1) I brought forth everything in creation by saying its secret name, 2) I have a falcon for a head, and 3) I’m lactose intolerant. What do you guys think…

Wrong! It’s the second one. I have a falcon’s HEAD for a head, not a whole falcon. That would look stupid. That’s also a lesson about language. We all need to be sure that we choose our words carefully and keep communication open. That way we’ll all avoid conflicts. Also, avoid using “angry” words like “stupid” in public spaces. That was my bad, there. But that’s also a lesson about me. Sometimes I make mistakes too. I’m a student just like you! I also just happen to have some administrative disciplinary powers, and the power of flight. And the power to create and destroy with a word.

Now, we’re all living in the same space, so let’s try to respect each other, okay? When it’s late, keep the noise down. I know some of you are going to want to party, but some of us will be studying, or sleeping, or preventing a giant snake from devouring the sun, so just keep that in mind. Party smarter, not harder.

You can also find a basket of condoms on my door. Those are for you guys. And they’re free. I’m not your dad, except in the abstract sense that I created all of you, and I don’t care who you’re shacking up with or whose lettuce you’re jizzing in to establish dominance over them. Just be safe. Safety can be cool! Finish reading

God is Baffled by Pomeranians [Click to finish article]

God: “Wait…that used to be a WOLF? What the hell is wrong with it?”

Mormon Dudes Can Ball

And on the third day God said, “Let there be ballers!” And there were ballers. And God saw the ballers, and it was awesome.

(Source: youtube.com)

Pastor Goes Off on His Congregation

Why shepherd your flock when you could ruin their day instead?

(Source: College Humor)

Pope Francis vs. The God Particle
In the name the sun we pray, amen.

Pope Francis vs. The God Particle

In the name the sun we pray, amen.

God’s Boss Craig: Sponsorship

It’s an advertising campaign of biblical proportions.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]
For the person who makes your heart tremble almost as much as The Lord does.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

For the person who makes your heart tremble almost as much as The Lord does.

TLDNR: Goddamn Cold and Flu Season [Click to read]
Streeter’s got some great old-fashioned tips that’ll improve your (spiritual) health.

TLDNR: Goddamn Cold and Flu Season [Click to read]

Streeter’s got some great old-fashioned tips that’ll improve your (spiritual) health.

God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

He’s kind of a must-hire.

God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

His miracles are amazing… from certain angles.