Obviously this was supposed to be a Mike’s Hard Metaphor. I mean, c’mon man, read between the lines as you run face first into glass.
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Hockey Player Jumps Through Glass
It was always his dream to become the Molly Shannon of hockey.
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Sleeping Guy Surrounded by Beer Bottles
A fallen soldier surrounded by fallen soldiers.
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All The Glass Breaking in Total Recall Set to The Rolling Stones
The best part is when the glass breaks.
(Source: College Humor)
Muscle Kid Does Push ups on Glass Bottles
Yeah, but can he read? He can? That makes sense, most kids his age can.
