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Obviously this was supposed to be a Mike’s Hard Metaphor. I mean, c’mon man, read between the lines as you run face first into glass.
It was always his dream to become the Molly Shannon of hockey.
A fallen soldier surrounded by fallen soldiers.
The best part is when the glass breaks.
(Source: College Humor)
Yeah, but can he read? He can? That makes sense, most kids his age can.