7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Lover Back [Click to continue]

Love means always having to say you’re sorry in elaborate, theatrical ways.

Just when you thought everything with you and your new, but definitely-the-one lover was going great, there was some kind of miscommunication or you did something like a real bonehead, and now your lover has left you. But don’t despair! If movies have taught me anything, here are 7 guaranteed methods for winning back that special someone.

1. Play Music and/or Sing for Her

Yes, you had a serious fight — a pretty serious fight that was probably about cheating or lying or manipulation of psychopathic proportions, but all those bad feelings will melt away the moment you strum out a couple of basic chords and talk-sing right at her angry, then surprised, then bemused, then forgiving face.

You can write an original song and serenade her right before she’s about to marry some other chump, like Adam Sandler in “The Wedding Singer.”

If you don’t have a great voice, or any writing abilities, or any original words to say to your wronged lady, you can just crank the P.A. and lip sync like Heath Ledger in “10 Things I Hate About You.” (It helps if you look like Heath Ledger too.)

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A packed club. Two VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS are gathered at the bar, avoiding all ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GUYS.

GIRL 1: Ugh. I’m so sick of dudes thinking they can just like… talk to me because they’re fit and masculine and attractive and in high paying, high power jobs and have really good social skills and are nice and would make good boyfriends and have awesome, thoroughly satisfying sex with me.

GIRL 2: I mean… where are all the guys who got beat up at a Third Eye Blind concert in eighth grade?

GIRL 1: Seriously.

GIRL 2: Or, like, the guys who got called gay in fifth grade for saying “No Strings Attached” by *NSYNC was their favorite album?

GIRL 1: Or the guys with BOTH those things?

GIRL 2: Ha! Yeah. Right. A girl can dream.

GIRL 1: Is that really too much to ask?

GIRL 2: Once again it looks like it is. Oh well, let’s just call it a night and go see if anyone’s tweeted anything about comedy podcasts.

GIRL 1: Sounds like a plan. If we can’t actually FIND the guys of our dreams, at least we can admire them from afar, and then take it from there, sexual fantasy-wise.

WILL enters the club, dropping and then picking up his wallet off the floor after proudly paying the cover charge in EXACT CHANGE. He blocks the entrance for a brief, sexual moment.

GIRL 1: Wait, wait, wait. Twelve o’clock. Um… do you see what I see? Continue

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Lock the perv up.

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