“This morning I was woken up by my girlfriend at 6am… proudly holding BLack Ops 2. She had popped into Asda on the way to work and bought it with the Nuketown 2025 bonus map! The best bit…she bought a copy for herself so we can play together on our 360`s”

“My girlfriend is scared—literally scared—of seeing me naked. She has brought herself to tears thinking about my naked body. I don’t know how to take that…”

“One day my girlfriend of two years started telling me a story, halfway through I realized I read it in one of the previous Rough Love stories, it was then she told me she went to CollegeHumor 3-4 times a week, it was one of the greatest things she’s ever told me.”

“So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.”