“You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.”

“My girlfriend and I spent Halloween at my house. Things got a little too carried away and I ended up getting a hickey. No one noticed at school noticed except for one teacher, he just gave me a look and said “watch out for those vampires.”

“You haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?”………Always seems like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation with me.”

“My boyfriend and I were drunk and feeling naughty one night that we started going at it right there and then - in our backyard. To take it up a notch, we ran up the fire exit and gave it a go as well. Just as it was getting more intense, I sat on top of him with my bare chest facing the world and that’s when I realized that our Korean neighbors had been watching the ENTIRE TIME.”