Back row: tall people. Front row: shortsighted people.
We found the worst teenage girl music video of 2012, and it only took until mid-December.
Girl in Bikini Smacks Guy in Face with Paddle [Click to animate]
Gonna be a great “how-we-met” story someday.
Gotta work off that holiday Fancy Feast.
How to Get a Girl from Your High School Class While You’re Home for Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]
Girl Tries to Hop Over Pole [Click to animate]
Ouch, right in the dignity.
“My sister really wanted a white female cat when she was little, so my parents took her to a shelter to find one. They had a white cat, but it was a male named Tommy. Instead of looking elsewhere, my parents just took it in a renamed it Sally, and we treated it like a girl for the 16 years it was alive. I wonder if it ever knew…”
She missed her dreams by just one shot. That everyone will remember. Forever.
Little Girl Rejects Little Boys Advances [Click to animate]
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
Kids, always remember to look both ways before you stick your head out of a train window.
Girl Launched Into Pool [Click to animate]
Keep the dream behind that “It was all a dream” throw pillow alive
They’re like cuddly stuffed animals. Filled with Rabies.