"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"
I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the “dishpan hands” model.
You are beautiful, no matter what they say.
She Baroque it down.
Polite Dolphin Helps Girl Up Ladder [Click to animate]
Always ready to lend a helping snout
I mean, sheesh, just got all of the Wu Tang Clan on her side.
I’ll have a Big Mac, hold the buns.
He’s got it. Whatever “it” is. We’d rather not ask questions.
To be fair, the girl’s not the one wearing white after Labor Day.