Really using his Santa Claws.
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Honest Shopping Mall Map: Holiday Edition [Click to continue reading]
Hey, it got Schwarzenegger through Jingle All The Way.
It’s the Secret Santa variation that (almost) everyone loves.
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Get excited for sensible presents.
It’s the Christmas Eve story you love…about a guy who’s got nothing to do with Santa.
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The Three Wise Men Have an Argument [Click for full post]
Melchior: This is exciting, huh? The birth of the Lord God incarnate?
Melchior: Yeah, this is going to be great. Hey, what do you guys think he’ll look like?
Gaspar: A baby, probably.
Melchior: OK, what’s the problem here, guys? We’re on the way to meet the Living God and you guys are being weird!
Balthasar: Nothing. Let’s just keep riding. Lots of desert between here and Bethlehem.
Melchior: It’s about the gold, right? You guys are pissed I brought gold. Come on, let’s do this.
Balthasar: It’s not about the gold. It’s about what the gold represents.
Melchior: You guys, Frankincense and Myrrh are awesome gifts, too. It’s not like we’re having a contest here.
Gaspar: Really? Really?! OK then, so if this isn’t a contest to you, why don’t you give the infant Christ King some of that cinnamon you have in your camel’s saddle bag instead?
Melchior: That cinnamon is for one of my wives. Besides, I already brought the gold. I might as well give it to him.
Gaspar: You don’t think Balthasar and I wanted to give the Lamb of God some gold or some jewels? I’d give the infant Lord all of my worldly goods but we agreed on a 20 denari limit! [Keep Reading]
“My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.”
It’s all the best things 3 AM commercialism has to offer.
It’s the thought that counts, but sometimes a gift is so terrible you really want to know what the asshole who gave it to you was thinking. Vote to decide on the worst gift. Then, please, just give cash instead.
Specifically, one who respects AOL e-mail accounts.
The 12 Days of Christmas Shopping [Click to continue reading]
A day-by-day guide to finding the perfect presents for the people you’re avoiding.