She totes plays like a girl.
A reveal Ace Ventura would appreciate.
“My sister really wanted a white female cat when she was little, so my parents took her to a shelter to find one. They had a white cat, but it was a male named Tommy. Instead of looking elsewhere, my parents just took it in a renamed it Sally, and we treated it like a girl for the 16 years it was alive. I wonder if it ever knew…”
This gives me lots of confusing feelings, though none of them are attraction or arousal.
"Does this mustache make me look fat?"
Girls can be such pigs.
Adorable Little Girl Upset About Gender Marketing of Toys
Superhero princesses for everyone. Problem solved
(Source: College Humor)