Committing crimes against your patience since the internet was born!
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Go ahead, Internet, label these things “fake” and “gay.” That would be entirely accurate.
This video is, like, so straight.
The first step of coming out is becoming comfortable with who your lame friends really are.
I Can Only Afford One New Console, Therefore the One I Didn’t Buy is Super Gay [Click for full post]
The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn’t betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.
This decision was not easily reached. It wasn’t until I clicked “purchase” on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was “super gay” with the raw potential to eventually become “gay as all hell.” Keep reading
Can you believe now the gays are saying they’re capable of “Jedi mind tricks?”
France recently voted to legalize same-sex marriage and these flamboyantly dressed and half-dressed anti-gay protestors are not happy about it. Just look at these men and women fighting for traditional marriage with the cutest god damn outfits and anti-gay props you’ve ever seen.
Some hot and bothered girl-on-“girl-on-girl” action.
If there’s one person who doesn’t understand how gay marriage actually works it’s Amir.
It’s a good thing Westboro already knows everything about free speech.
Can you imagine having to explain old people getting married to YOUR kids?