Also on the rise: rampant, shameless plagiarism!!!!
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.
We know there’s a gas shortage right now, but this won’t solve that problem
Or instead of spending $12 per week to fart through a filter you could change your diet. Just a thought.
“I work at a gas station and I love it when people see the pumps, see the prices, and they still come in and ask “Do you sell gas here?””
I wonder how long this person drove before realizing something was wrong.
Pro tip: don’t play with your lighter while at the gas pump.
"Okay, here’s $5 and $10 if you aren’t talking about your penis."
(Source: College Humor)