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Jeff: Hey, guys. First off, thanks for showing up to the budget meeting on time. I know we all hate this stuff but it’s important that we figure out our finances. We are quarantined off from the rest of the world after all.

Gang Member #1: Get on with it, Jeff. I’ve got a face tattoo appointment to make.

Jeff: That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you guys about. I’ve been crunching the numbers and it seems like 99% of our resources go towards tattoos and makeup for the gang.