I said hold the sludge and mice!
What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.
Important Lessons “The Office” Has Taught Us [Click for more]
After 9 hilarious, sentimental and all around fun seasons of “The Office” it’s finally come to an end. We’ll miss you, Dunder Mifflin! Somehow you’ve made us all want to work at a paper company in middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania.
Best of Kiss Cam [Click for all]
L is for the way EVERYONE’S LOOKING COME ON HONEY NOW NOW NOW.
We hope you get off to a good start, unlike all of these unfortunate people.
15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]
If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.
“As we go on, we remember, all the times you, embarrassed yourself in front of friends and family and also strangers” - Vitamin C. We hope you all make it through the ceremony without scarring your dignity forever like these people did.
The Best TIME ‘Millennials’ Cover Parodies [Click for more]
TIME Magazine’s latest cover story, in which Millennials are labeled as “lazy, entitled narcissists who still live with their parents,” is merely the latest attempt by a publication to sell more copies by fanning the old generational warfare flame. The good thing is, we’re not going to let this piece fester in our minds until our blood boils (shudder). Instead, we can enjoy something else they gave us: a cover that’s pretty easy to Photoshop. While a couple of these fight back, the majority degenerate into what we do best: get silly.
Honestly though, it seems like they read our guide to Millennials before they wrote their piece.
Fun Life Fact: The best way to get people to try something stupid is to say they can’t do it.
Don’t be shy. She doesn’t bite. It’s more of a clawing action.
The 13 Most Convincing Tip Jars Ever [Click for more]
Here’s a tip: Don’t be cheap!
This is How The Internet Does April Fools [Click for full gallery]
Trust NO ONE today!
Snooze Alarm Hacks to Help You Get Out of Bed [click for full gallery]
Wake up or pay the consequences!
Everyone Go Home, You’re All Drunk [Click for full list]
I’m calling it. Everyone leave, you’ve already embarrassed yourselves.