You can’t fit a round peg in a square hole unless you REALLY force it in there.
Vending machine manufacturers want you to think that vending machines have improved with computer technology, but that’s just a lie. These machines are the equivalent of a schoolyard bully, and your snack money belongs to them.
Go ahead, put another dollar in the machine; push H7 till your fingers bleed. You’re never getting that bag of chips.
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Just a friendly reminder from your favorite proctologist, Dr. Butt.
1. Candy Cane
4. Glass Bottle
5. A Vibrator AND Salad Tongs
Here’s some of the wisest words you’ll ever read while snorting crack under a bridge.
To be fair, ice is slippery.
These Easter Eggs come over easy.
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Ooooh baby, you’re an animal.
Beneath it all, we’re all the same: just weird, creepy bones.
I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.
Whether you upgraded your OS, got a new phone, or are just plain getting tired of your old background, here are some fresh ideas for making that screen you look at every 3 minutes fun and exciting.
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Hint: If your butt isn’t on the seat, you’re doing it wrong. Another hint: If you don’t have a butt, please see a physician.
This goes to show that no matter where you are or what you’re doing the most important thing to have is a camera at the ready.