People say “lol” out loud, so it’s only a matter of time before we’re all speaking in emojis.
Oh Boy, the Future! [Click for full gallery]
The future is here. It’s just buffering. Give it a minute.
There’s still time to transfer.
Why I Assume People Fear the “Slippery Slope” of Gay Marriage [Click for full article]
"Hit Song:" EDM Parody - “The new party song that will define a generation.” - Anonymous
Norwegian sketch show Kollektivet imagine a dystopian futuristic society where a pretentious culture fascist has made hit music illegal, and the only two hit makers left in the world must… save it.
How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]
Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.
Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.
Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.
Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.
Me: We’re in the living room.
Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.
Me: This is hard.
Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?
Me: I think so.
Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?
Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.
Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.
Me: NO! I’m used to this one!
Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.
Me: How do I do that?
Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue
At least the divorce rate will drop.
Time to discover what kind of future you’re already setting yourself up for.
Those little blue holograms are the future’s Mac Photo Booth.
It’s kind of eerie, like looking into your future.
I went back in time and knew you were going to ask that question