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Don Krasin is a War Hero From the Future
Oh, so that’s why he looks sooo old!

Don Krasin is a War Hero From the Future

Oh, so that’s why he looks sooo old!

(Source: reddit.com)

This Is What Getting Caught Masturbating Will Look Like In The Future. »

How We’ll All Talk in the Future

People say “lol” out loud, so it’s only a matter of time before we’re all speaking in emojis.

Oh Boy, the Future! [Click for full gallery]

The future is here. It’s just buffering. Give it a minute.

Art School Burn
There’s still time to transfer.

Art School Burn

There’s still time to transfer.

On the Cutting Edge
The painful tool of laser eye surgery revealed.

On the Cutting Edge

The painful tool of laser eye surgery revealed.

(Source: reddit.com)

Why I Assume People Fear the “Slippery Slope” of Gay Marriage [Click for full article]

"Hit Song:" EDM Parody - “The new party song that will define a generation.” - Anonymous 

Norwegian sketch show Kollektivet imagine a dystopian futuristic society where a pretentious culture fascist has made hit music illegal, and the only two hit makers left in the world must… save it.

Girl Attends School Via Robot
Congrats, we made it to the future.

Girl Attends School Via Robot

Congrats, we made it to the future.

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]
Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.
Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.
Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.
Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.
Me: We’re in the living room.
Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.
Me: This is hard.
Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?
Me: I think so.
Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?
Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.
Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.
Me: NO! I’m used to this one!
Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.
Me: How do I do that?
Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]

Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We’re in the living room.

Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I’m used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future 
At least the divorce rate will drop. 

Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future

At least the divorce rate will drop. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Flowchart: Are You Going to Have a Good Year?
Time to discover what kind of future you’re already setting yourself up for.

Flowchart: Are You Going to Have a Good Year?

Time to discover what kind of future you’re already setting yourself up for.

Troopers: Holopad

Those little blue holograms are the future’s Mac Photo Booth.

Grandma Has Too Much Bacon
It’s kind of eerie, like looking into your future.

Grandma Has Too Much Bacon

It’s kind of eerie, like looking into your future.