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Ever Wonder What Full House Would Be Like Without Michelle?

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.

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Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)
The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

Watch —> Toon Tang (Ep. 1 - “Slip It On, Cinderella”)

The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.

The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.
Watch —> Dangerous Condom Applicator

The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.

Watch —> Dangerous Condom Applicator

Jake and Amir: Headshots

A picture is worth a thousand ME.

Celebrate National Dog Day by spreading awareness of “The Truth About Purebred Dogs.”

Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.

For more information, watch the BBC documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, or check out the following sources:

Hate People Say Literally All The Time? You’ll Love “The Boy Who Cried Literally.”

Using “literally” incorrectly is literally the most annoying thing.

One of our favorite new interview series.

What’s Good? with Preschoolers

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Bassists Look Too Bored (with Mark Hoppus)

This is beyond hilarious.

Further Reading - Common Moves of the Bass Player

The ‘Todd, Go to Arby’s and Get the Band Food’

Every Videogame from The Simpsons »

Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts

Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.

Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*

Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it. 

(Source: youtube.com)

mashable:

Can You Make It Through This Entire Video?

No skipping ahead. No pausing. No opening another tab and letting this play in the background.

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College Humor takes on the Mystery of the Female Thigh Gap. This is worth a watch.

"It became a kind of mass cultural delusion, engaging in the idolatry of nothingness, uttering strange incantations like ‘dat gap’"

Full Precious Plum Playlist

Full Precious Plum Playlist

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GoldenEye Stand-Off

He’s got a license to kill within the agreed-upon multiplayer rules.

Lawrence Splatt Will Fight for the Wrongfully Slimed »