The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.
Commercialism is an artform. Now go support the arts by buying shit.
Bugs can be cute. Sometimes. Very rarely. Almost never. Like this ONE time.
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1. BECOME PRESIDENT BEFORE AGE 35
Legally, I can’t even. Like, if the constitution declared otherwise, then, like, maybe? But with the law being the way it is, I meeeeeean… I can’t. Like, I can’t with this.
2. BREATHE UNDERWATER
Just… no. With gills, sure. Or like scuba gear? Totally. But like, otherwise? I just… can’t. I’m… sorry? Ugh, I can’t. I can’t! I just cannot EVEN.
No, flying in a plane, like yes, but like flying, like LITERALLY flying, like… you can’t, like, you actually can’t even. Due to physics, yeah. Seriously. UGGGH. I can’t with this right now.
4. TIME TRAVEL
No, I KNOW. Like… I KNOW. But, like, I can’t. With time travel…. you can’t EVEN… It’s science, like, I can’t. H.G. Wells, yeah I know, but that was, like, fiction. And, honestly? I can’t.
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5 more Internet Fairy Tales
The national stoner holiday may be a few days away (except for Colorado and Washington where it’s 365 days a year) but Eclectic Method has already put out a pop culture 420 mix.
Less reruns, more reblogs.
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Make drag, not war.
Wordplay on, player
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