She’s beauty and she’s grace! (She’ll slobber on your face)
Never grow up? She’ll be lucky if she can get up.
Every kiss begins with slop.
Finish reading The 7 Kissing Techniques Guaranteed to Make You a Bad Kisser
The Russian president’s Olympics are the best laundered money can buy.
Volume One in a 10,000-Part Series. See 9,996 MORE AWESOMENESS.
Say WTF again.
Farts are even funnier in the Animal Kingdom.
They just won’t stop.
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Sports is like, yeah.