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15 Pieces Of Produce That Could Have Careers In Porn

It’s easy for a ripe piece of produce with stars in its eyes to get mixed up with the wrong crowd. A bogus Whole Foods modeling ad on Craigslist can get sleazy real quick in the big city. 

Here are 15 fruits and veggies that could make it in the porn biz if Penthouse decides to open a produce stand. 

And for added pleasure, enjoy the gallery with a 70s porno soundtrack!

10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]
Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.

10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]

Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.

Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma
How would he even know? She’s been missing since right before they entered the spread business.

Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma

How would he even know? She’s been missing since right before they entered the spread business.

(Source: reddit.com)

CVS Fruit Butt
It’s full of sweet ass.

CVS Fruit Butt

It’s full of sweet ass.

(Source: College Humor)