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10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]

Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.

The secret of youth: Rub strawberry preserves on your face

Best anti-aging cream on the market today.

Black Market Banana Prank

If you’re not wearing a trench coat during it, the prank is actually on you.

10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]

Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.

Puppy vs. Watermelon vs. My Heart

Ah yes, a tell as old as time.

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Target Sells Bananas for Night-Time Fun

Target, you’re trying to seduce me.

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Guy Biking with Gas Tank and Watermelon on Head

Behold: the king of balance.

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11 Bikinis Made of Food. Who Wore it Better?

They’re not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn’t stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this gallery 11 contenders in five categories: pizza, bacon, beer, fruit, and candy.

Strawbeary

Eat it before it eats you.

Bong Made of Multiple Fruit

I told you I could make a bong out of fruit salad.

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Chimp with a Wine Glass

Manet of the apes.

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Lemons Labeled “Sour Oranges”

No thanks, I’ll just stick with my sweet lemons.

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Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

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14 Pictures of Awesome Watermelon Carvings

Watermelons are like the Jack-O-Lanterns of the summer, only better, since you can eat your work when you’re finished carving a watermelon. Here’s 14 amazing pieces of watermelon art.