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Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]
Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?


Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.
Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?
Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.
Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.
Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.
Adam: Like an orange?
Eve: NOTHING like an orange.
Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.
Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.
Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.
Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.
Adam: What?
Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.
Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.
Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]

Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]

Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?

Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.

Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?

Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.

Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.

Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.

Adam: Like an orange?

Eve: NOTHING like an orange.

Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.

Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.

Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.

Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.

Adam: What?

Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.

Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.

Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]

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11 Bikinis Made of Food. Who Wore it Better?
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