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If Life Were More Like iPhone Games

Fruit Ninja on TI-83 Plus

It may not be great, but at least it’s not math.

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Dating, It’s Complicated: #125

Last week, I downloaded Fruit Ninja on my iPhone. My boyfriend and I were obsessed for a few hours and just sat on my bed taking turns beating each other’s high scores. At one point, I got the bonus fruit and frantically swiped my finger back and forth. He looked at me and said, “You should move your hand that fast when you give me handjobs.” Now, when he wants a handjob he looks at me with the most serious face he can make and says in his sexy voice, “Pomegranate me.”

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