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"Mmm! Why don’t I get bananas more often?"
Read The Life Cycle of Bananas In My Apartment

"Mmm! Why don’t I get bananas more often?"

Read The Life Cycle of Bananas In My Apartment

Chocolate Covered Bananas Gone Wrong

Chocolate Covered Bananas Gone Wrong

Food Pun Band Names

Delicious, informative, and a long time comin’.

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The Secret Health Option at McDonald’s
Quit playing games with me, Micky.

The Secret Health Option at McDonald’s

Quit playing games with me, Micky.

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15 Things We Can Learn About Humanity From Google Autocomplete [Click for more]

Google it. 

Video: Baby Pancake and Watermelon
Cute, but I was told there would be pancakes…

Video: Baby Pancake and Watermelon

Cute, but I was told there would be pancakes…

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This Fruit May Be the Spawn of the Devil
Stay away from fruit kids. You’ll never see McDonald’s fries looking like that. 

This Fruit May Be the Spawn of the Devil

Stay away from fruit kids. You’ll never see McDonald’s fries looking like that. 

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Girl Cuts and Dyes Her Hair to Look Like a Tomato
You say “tomato” I say “bad hairdo”

Girl Cuts and Dyes Her Hair to Look Like a Tomato

You say “tomato” I say “bad hairdo”

I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking of New Flavors [Click for another piece]

Feel the sensation of being grossed out.

It was a valiant effort BuzzFeed. Better luck next time. 
Video: Our Response to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge

It was a valiant effort BuzzFeed. Better luck next time. 

Video: Our Response to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge

8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish Existed

8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish Existed

8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish Existed [Click for more]

If you’re gonna screw with the food, at least make it awesome.

Bacon is Now a Delicious, Meaty Fruit
Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.

Bacon is Now a Delicious, Meaty Fruit

Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.

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What You’re Saying with Your Valentine’s Day Gift [Click for more]
Here’s a hint: it’s not “I Love You” 

What You’re Saying with Your Valentine’s Day Gift [Click for more]

Here’s a hint: it’s not “I Love You” 

Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]
Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?


Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.
Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?
Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.
Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.
Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.
Adam: Like an orange?
Eve: NOTHING like an orange.
Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.
Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.
Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.
Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.
Adam: What?
Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.
Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.
Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]

Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]

Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?

Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.

Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?

Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.

Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.

Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.

Adam: Like an orange?

Eve: NOTHING like an orange.

Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.

Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.

Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.

Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.

Adam: What?

Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.

Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.

Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]