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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen
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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen

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The Off-Campus Brochure for Your State University
Learn the history! Meet local celebs! Reconsider your choice to attend here!

The Off-Campus Brochure for Your State University

Learn the history! Meet local celebs! Reconsider your choice to attend here!

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Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation:  I am going to take intramurals far too seriously.


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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Off-Campus Brochure For your State University
Quendelton State University is more than just the college that Newsweek called “Adequate,” it’s also your gateway to Quendeltown!
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Off-Campus Brochure For your State University

Quendelton State University is more than just the college that Newsweek called “Adequate,” it’s also your gateway to Quendeltown!

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Your Brain During Orientation
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Your Brain During Orientation

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Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

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