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If All Movies Had Cell Phones

Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.

Lieutenant Dan Meets Disney Princess: Weirdest Doll Ever
Look, terrified eight year old! No hands!

Lieutenant Dan Meets Disney Princess: Weirdest Doll Ever

Look, terrified eight year old! No hands!

(Source: reddit.com)

Do You Love These 8 Fictional Girls? Well, They Suck! [Click to find out why]

Most television shows/movies are about a guy who is love with a girl, but some just do a truly terrible job making the girls that the guy loves seem at all appealing. See the full cast.

If H&R Block Directed Famous Movies [Click for more]
We’ve all seen these H&R Block commercials replayed hundreds of times. Are we simply being annoyed during tax season, or are we witnessing the next breakthrough in cinematography? You be the judge!

If H&R Block Directed Famous Movies [Click for more]

We’ve all seen these H&R Block commercials replayed hundreds of times. Are we simply being annoyed during tax season, or are we witnessing the next breakthrough in cinematography? You be the judge!

Every time I would call my mom, she would answer by asking me if I wanted ice cream. I was obviously pretty confused and asked her why she kept asking me that. Apparently, she chose a specific ringtone for whenever I called, which so happens to be the scene Forrest Gump where Forrest asks Lt. Dan if he wants ice cream. My mom seriously chose, “Lt. Dan, I got you some icee creaamm. Lt. Dan, iceeee creaaaammmm!” for whenever I call her.