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The Sounds of Sex Can Get Awkward #hotmessmoves

Say my name. No, with your mouth.


Rough Love

So the other night, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and he asked if there was anything I wanted him to do. So, I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to pull my hair and call me a slut. He then proceeded to pull on my pubic hair and called me a slut. The next day, I was feeling a little down so I asked him to say nice things to me the next time we have sex. A¬†little while later, he started fingering me and said, “You’re a good student.” I thought he was trying to do some teacher-student roleplay, so I went with it. Then, he said, “Your jokes make me laugh.” It made me pause for a bit, and he finished up with, “My parents really like you.” I have now given up making requests for what he does during sex.

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Found: 80s Instructional Video on How to Talk Dirty

From our new series “VHS,” a vintage look at seduction.

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