Free Pizza with Purchase of House
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
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If you offer a $50 reward for your missing bike, I think I can help you.
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(Source: College Humor)
He’ll be easy to find. How many nude dogs could there possibly be running around the city.
(Source: College Humor)
Ebay Listing For Imaginary Dog
Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.
(Source: College Humor)
Half Price Car Is Half A Car
If only he said, “Show me the Car Fax” before buying.
(Source: College Humor)



![Bike For Seal
Name your price, I’ll take the best otter.
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