How to Reject a Prom Invitation and Get a Free Pizza
Extra sadness on that please.
(Source: hold-up-and-remember)
You Can Buy the Coca Cola Recipe for 15 Million Dollars
Starting bid is Coke ZERO.
Find it on ebay here.
Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage
Better not get these trick-or-treating now…
(Source: bumblebee-captor)
The Arrested Development Banana Stand is on Seamless
With the release of the new Arrested Development episodes just around the corner, the Bluth family banana stand has been traveling around the globe to spread the word. Today, it’s in NYC, and to celebrate, Seamless is offering you an opportunity to order one of those famous bananas right to your very door (well not really, but still). Click around. There’s money in there somewhere.
(Source: promos.seamless.com)
Ever Wonder What it’s Like to be Morgan Freeman?
Inside the mind of the the one, the only: Morgan Freeman.
Perfect Rendition of The Great Gatsby in Cake Form
I want to throw my shirts on it.
(Source: intertnet)
![TLDNNR: What The Guy Who Always Puts Tomato On My Sandwich Must Be Thinking
There he goes again, off to get a Diet Snapple Lemon Iced Tea after ordering his sandwich. He must really like this deli, that guy. He’s here every other day getting the same sandwich: roast beef, swiss cheese, lettuce, mayo, salt and pepper. Sounds pretty tasty. But hold up, Miguel, what about the tomato? I wouldn’t want to forget to put the tomato on. Did he say anything about tomato… Yes! Yes he did. He said, “And please, Miguel, no tomato on the sandwich.”
It’s nice that he learned my name. So many customers here just call me “man” or “hey.” God, now that I think about it, I never took the time to learn his name. Shame on you, Miguel. Remember what your mom taught you all those years ago: being a good person takes more effort than just not being a bad person. You should ask his name next time he comes in and then write it down so you don’t forget.So I guess no tomato on his sandwich. [Find out how something as insignificant as a delicious little red fruit can symbolize an embarrassing cultural legacy for some people. Keep Reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc229d57cb0ad5a676bb871531a541ce/tumblr_mmjexwa3ZC1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
TLDNNR: What The Guy Who Always Puts Tomato On My Sandwich Must Be Thinking
There he goes again, off to get a Diet Snapple Lemon Iced Tea after ordering his sandwich. He must really like this deli, that guy. He’s here every other day getting the same sandwich: roast beef, swiss cheese, lettuce, mayo, salt and pepper. Sounds pretty tasty. But hold up, Miguel, what about the tomato? I wouldn’t want to forget to put the tomato on. Did he say anything about tomato… Yes! Yes he did. He said, “And please, Miguel, no tomato on the sandwich.”
It’s nice that he learned my name. So many customers here just call me “man” or “hey.” God, now that I think about it, I never took the time to learn his name. Shame on you, Miguel. Remember what your mom taught you all those years ago: being a good person takes more effort than just not being a bad person. You should ask his name next time he comes in and then write it down so you don’t forget.
So I guess no tomato on his sandwich. [Find out how something as insignificant as a delicious little red fruit can symbolize an embarrassing cultural legacy for some people. Keep Reading]
Anonymous Admirer: Funky Chicken
It’s not a conventional sort of love, but it’s one I can understand.
(Source: reddit.com)
Ever Wonder What it’s Like to be Morgan Freeman?
How we imagine Morgan Freeman spends his lunch break on a movie set.
This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave
Just like mom used to make.
(Source: reddit.com)
