I can’t remember the last time I saw a Grey Poupon ad on TV, and unfortunately that’s probably not about to change. YouTuber OBVS has uploaded a “banned ad” and even it if is just a spoof — which I suspect it might be — it’s a damn clever one. It doesn’t exactly make me hungry for a sandwich, though.
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Caldwell and Nathan draw what Nathan saw while he was under the influence of the ghost pepper.
You can’t fit a round peg in a square hole unless you REALLY force it in there.
It’s Chiquita Banana, but comes with better helmet hair.
How long do you have to wait before you can talk about how bad it was?
1. MIX IT UP
Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!
2. INCORPORATE FOOD
Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.
3. TAKE IT SLOW
Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)
Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.
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