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They sure do have a way with words. 

Finish reading Pick Up Lines From Famous Authors

These Animals Are Definitely Hitting on You [Click if you wanna return the favor]

Ooooh baby, you’re an animal.

Read 3 MORE Facebook Messages You’ll Get (and Send) [Click it or ticket]

Gchat is a fickle mistress

What “Your Friend Is Typing…” Really Means [Click to finish]

NAKED WAITRESSES FLIRT WITH YOU!
Reading between the lines is so lame.

NAKED WAITRESSES FLIRT WITH YOU!

Reading between the lines is so lame.

(Source: reddit.com)

CAMP: First Day [Click to watch]

Things are already “heatin’ up!” *double eye blink-wink*

Man of Steel Pickup Lines [Click for more]

Guaranteed to steel her heart. 

SUPER Awkward Tutorial on How To Pick Up Ladies At The Grocery Store

Step 1: Don’t buy your Herpecin cream at the same time.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to Flirt by Alex Watt

Step 1: Approach subject. Step 2: Say something. Step 3: ???? Step 4: PROFIT!

(Source: youtube.com)

6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student [Click for relaxation]

Yoga on the go. It’s similar to yogurt on the go (Go-Gurt) but not at all.

Sexual Predator

Be careful or he’ll get in a barfight with Sexual Alien.

Really Bad at Flirting Music Video

Sorry if this is awkward.

(Source: youtube.com)

10 Ways Not to Flirt in a Coffee Shop [Continue reading]

10 Ways NOT to Flirt at the Bar [Click to continue reading]

How to Flirt in Middle School

If you found this helpful, you’re no longer allowed near middle schools.