His nipple is one of the 50 stars on the flag.
It’s no secret that Cable Access shows are a goldmine of awesome, Internet content. This patriotic jam from a Dallas show called “Joyful Praise” is particularly great.
Not only have we been listening to this rendition all morning, we’ve already tracked down where you can buy the vest and found the kid on Facebook. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to get back to refreshing Facebook until he accepts our friend request.
CollegeHumor’s Badass Patriot Gif of the Day
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