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The World’s Greatest Gallery of Buff Animals

Play them off, Street Shark.

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row

I’m too sexy for fitness 

Submit your own jokes here.

Girl And Cat Treadmill Together

Gotta work off that holiday Fancy Feast.

(Source: youtube.com)

My parents are absolutely convinced that if they play Wii sports enough, they will “unlock” Wii Fit.

In PE we have fitness testing, and this year the school bought push up counters that you have to hit with your chest. Being an all girls’ high school, there are some girls in different stages of maturing, and it became quickly clear that ladies who are…erm…well endowed, don’t need to work as much. I pointed this out to my teacher (A 6’5 ex navy seal dude) while the last girl (with 38C’s) was on her 34th push up, she laughed, and hit her boobs on the counter really hard and ended her test, my teacher denied that it was true. I got detention and a big fat ZERO on my test for not developing quickly enough. Slow clap for you, school…

Classroom: I’m sorry I’m only a size 34A, ok?!

Post your funny test answers and classroom stories here. What else are you gonna do, study?

Bulldog Doing Crunches

He’ll never eat an entire batch of brownies again. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.

(Source: youtube.com)

Me and my girlfriend were doing it in the back of her car in the car park of a local park, we were pretty into it and didn’t notice about 7 cars come into the park for a group fitness session, suddenly the area was full of people and someone mentioned the rocking KA (the car we were in) so we both got quickly dressed, jumped out and got in the front, both my math teacher and law teacher were in the group, my law teacher never mentioned it but my math teacher made a suspicious number of car references the following week.

POV: Eating a Salad

We brought back out POV series! That which does not kill you makes you healthier.

Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!

Here’s my problem. I love riding horses, working out and watching TV, but there’s just no way to combine all of those in the comfort of my own home. Wait! What’s this?!?! Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power! Finally a home mechanical equestrian system for THE WHOLE FAMILY. After using this, the only thing harder than your abs will be your creepy neighbor.

(Source: youtube.com)

Duck on a Treadmill
No! You’re burning away your delicious fat!

Duck on a Treadmill

No! You’re burning away your delicious fat!

(Source: peterfromtexas)

Summer Syllabus for Staying Home [Click to continue reading]

Summer Syllabus for Staying Home [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

Dog Walks On Treadmill

Hey, I’m not going to tell a dog where to walk, this is the 21st century.

Nike Talk-About-Running Watch

Just say it.

(Source: College Humor)

Don’t Be These Runners

It doesn’t matter how fast you’re going, you’ll never outrun the humiliation.

(Source: College Humor)