Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!
Here’s my problem. I love riding horses, working out and watching TV, but there’s just no way to combine all of those in the comfort of my own home. Wait! What’s this?!?! Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power! Finally a home mechanical equestrian system for THE WHOLE FAMILY. After using this, the only thing harder than your abs will be your creepy neighbor.
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Hey, I’m not going to tell a dog where to walk, this is the 21st century.
It doesn’t matter how fast you’re going, you’ll never outrun the humiliation.
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“It’s a fun way to meet people, instead of going to these bars and coming up with crazy lines.”
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![10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t
3. Start P90X
What you said in December: I got in two solid weeks of jogging once after Thanksgiving, but now it’s too cold. My ears will sting. I’m going to finally buy those P90X tapes instead of just looking up people’s exercise time lapse videos on YouTube.
What you said in February: I could wake up now and fit in an 8th of a work out, OR I could stay in this nice warm bed for two more snoozes…
What you’re saying now: Maybe yoga is more my speed. I’ll look up some videos on YouTube while I eat cheese by myself later.
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3. Start P90X
What you said in December: I got in two solid weeks of jogging once after Thanksgiving, but now it’s too cold. My ears will sting. I’m going to finally buy those P90X tapes instead of just looking up people’s exercise time lapse videos on YouTube.
What you said in February: I could wake up now and fit in an 8th of a work out, OR I could stay in this nice warm bed for two more snoozes…
What you’re saying now: Maybe yoga is more my speed. I’ll look up some videos on YouTube while I eat cheese by myself later.
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They’re actually just overcompensating for not having an actual Shake Weight.
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Streeter’s fitness series returns, ready to kick ass. Right after it catches its breath
Sick Ninja Warrior Audition Tape
If I was a king in feudal japan and I needed a mercenary, this guy would be my first choice.
No need to beat yourself up over the fact that you’re a failure. Instead, here are some excuses you can tell yourself:
2. Quit Drinking: Think back to when you made this decision. It was when you were really shitfaced and had just done something stupid that made you regret drinking that sixth shot. Right? Okay. First of all, if you hadn’t taken that sixth shot, everyone would have called you a pussy. You had to! And consider this: you made that decision to quit drinking when your judgment was impaired. So if you had sex with your best friend’s girlfriend two minutes before, and we know that was a bad decision, what makes you think this sobriety thing was a good choice?
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Good luck finding someone who can boogie like that on Earth.
RESOLUTION: “I want to lose weight and get fit!”
UPDATE: Well, I ordered a bunch of fitness books and home gym equipment off the web. Although it took a couple trips, I got them off the stoop and into the foyer. When we had a dinner party I carried them all down into the basement. Then rainwater leaked in and my wife had me move the boxes to the second floor. Now they’re in our daughter’s closet. I think. Also, I experimented with this thing where I stretched before going to bed and again first thing in the morning.
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You’ve heard of child pose. This is dude pose. Go here when you need a break to stare at girls.
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