News Anchor’s First Day on the Job: Says “F*cking Shit” Live on Air
In related news, there was a spike in unemployment just five seconds ago.
UPDATE: It’s true. He’s been fired.
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Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests
If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue.
I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S.
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year.
You can’t lie a liar.
“I finally got a raise after almost 3 years of working my tail off. After a weekend of celebrating I came back Monday to find out I had been fired for not clocking out.”
Work Sucks - 3 years for nothing.
How to Get Fired from a Grocery Store Using Olive Oil
Clean up on aisle you’re fired.
(Source: reddit.com)
The Gangnam Style Video That Got Every Single One of These Lifeguards Fired
I mean, it’s not THAT out of sync.
(Source: youtube.com)
“I used to work at this convenience store where my boss would constantly check my register and accuse me of stealing because i was black. One day during one of his routine register checks he finds a penny that he claims to be a fake. This leads to a massive argument which results in me being fired. Just before i stormed out of his office he flicked the penny at me and said something about it being worthless anyway. My dad is a massive coin nerd and loves coins more than he loves me. I showed him this “fake” coin and he almost had a heart attack. It turns out this was a 1969 penny that due to some problem with it is incredibly rare. He told me it was worth 40 grand and I sold it the next day.”
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Work Sucks, I Know: Issue #62
For the past 3 months I had a part time job as a computer technician for an internet cafe. Before I got there they had their computers running with no virus protection and allowed the users to make all the changes to the hard drive they wanted. I configured their computers to automatically revert to a good disc image every night which meant that any users changes during the day were reverted. They got rid of me 2 weeks ago because “the computers aren’t breaking anymore and all I do there is surf the internet and don’t work.” Before I left I just shut off the imaging service I started. About a week later they called me back up and said their computers were breaking again. I guess I did more repairing computers than they realized while I was “just playing on the internet.”
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Teacher Might Be Fired Over Remark
The student would’ve answered but he was busy eating a stapler.
(Source: College Humor)
