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The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

CD Condom

If it breaks, just get an iPod, dope.

(Source: youtube.com)

Birds Taking a Smoke Break
Teaching them how to quit is a whole different story.

Birds Taking a Smoke Break

Teaching them how to quit is a whole different story.

(Source: anxieties)

"I was just trying to rekindle the flame."


Dumb things can happen off the Internet too. Submit news stories here.

"I was just trying to rekindle the flame."

Dumb things can happen off the Internet too. Submit news stories here.

(Source: The Huffington Post)

Cool Way to Put Out a Boat Fire

Jet boats: the fire trucks of the water.

(Source: youtube.com)

Screencap - How to Respond to a Fire Alarm

Step 1: Log into Facebook
Step 2: Get burned alive

Screencap - How to Respond to a Fire Alarm

Step 1: Log into Facebook

Step 2: Get burned alive

Totally Not-Fake Apocalypse Happening Right Now 
Just took this pic an hour ago. 

Totally Not-Fake Apocalypse Happening Right Now

Just took this pic an hour ago. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Girl Sets Boobs on Fire [Click to animate]
It’s getting hot in here, so set your boobs on fire.

Girl Sets Boobs on Fire [Click to animate]

It’s getting hot in here, so set your boobs on fire.

(Source: reddit.com)

Teen Lighting His Hair on Fire 

If he wanted to turn his hair orange, he could have just sold his soul. 

(Source: facebook.com)

The Proper Way to Reheat Pizza
This is how real men heat pizza.

The Proper Way to Reheat Pizza

This is how real men heat pizza.

(Source: so-hip)

How to Start a Bonfire

Do not try this anywhere near Earth.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to Make a Flaming Pumpkin

Ugh, I’m going to need a video on how to put it out. Quick.

(Source: youtube.com)

Sexy Firemen Save the Day
Baby, can you light my fire?

Sexy Firemen Save the Day

Baby, can you light my fire?

(Source: reddit.com)

Emergency Phone is Out of Order
Good thing Apple Maps can lead you to safety.

Emergency Phone is Out of Order

Good thing Apple Maps can lead you to safety.

(Source: humortrain.com)

No Cars on Fire in This Town
"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."

No Cars on Fire in This Town

"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."