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Finals Week Breakdown

Wanna just procrastinate tomorrow?

Finals Week Breakdown

Click to finish: Flowchart: Are You Actually Going to Study for Finals?

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Dear Guy Eating Chips,

Sure. Have a coffee, a sandwich, a pop-tart, I don’t care, but Sun Chips? I don’t think you could have found anything worse to eat in a library, and it definitely doesn’t help that you chew like a fucking wood chipper. What flavor are they? I’d be pretty stoked if you just downed an entire bag of Sour Cream & Poison. I’m not sure exactly what Sun Chips bags are made of, but it’s no secret that they’re louder than an EDM concert. Plus, the chips themselves are fucking noisy. Don’t eat that shit in the library.


Dear Couple in the Corner,

It’s cute that you want to help each other study, but this isn’t the place to be sucking face. Most people are here to study or read a fucking book (a fucking book not a fucking-book. Put down The Kama Sutra). Not only that, but if you’re going to start yelling “Who the fuck is Kristen?” at your boyfriend whenever his phone goes off, try doing it at home or in the KFC bathroom where he got you pregnant. That way you won’t disturb others, and I’m sure the fact that you scream at him in public is probably one of the reasons he’s cheating on you in the first place. While you’re fighting though, could you tell your asshole of a boyfriend to put his phone on silent? Thanks. Speaking of which…


 

Dear Guy with the iPhone,

Not only do you have your phone on loud, but you actually have the “click” noise turned on for texting. Only douchebags have that sound on. We get it man, you have an iPhone. Congratulations, now put it on silent. Yes, silent. Not vibrate. I don’t appreciate the table subtly shaking every forty-five seconds because you’ve got some conversation important enough to interrupt your studies, but not so important that you’d actually leave. Honesty, why do you keep putting it back down? You might as well just keep the fucking thing in your hand. I asked somebody to watch my computer while I “went to the washroom” just so I could do a walk-by and see how much work you’ve done tonight. All that was on your screen was this.

Click to finish: Open Letter to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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POV: Failing a Test

Need help getting out of a test for finals week? We have you covered.

Will somebody try this?

If you have study something, let it be this flowchart.

Finish the Flowchart: How Badly Are You Going To Bomb Your Midterm?

5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug

So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.

The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently. 

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POV: Failing a Test

Need help getting out of a test for finals week? We have you covered.

How To Tackle Finals Week [click to animate]
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What do you do to avoid studying for finals? Submit your pics straight to our Tumblr.

How To Tackle Finals Week [click to animate]

Headfirst.

What do you do to avoid studying for finals? Submit your pics straight to our Tumblr.

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This is How You Know Finals Week Has Arrived

Literally everyone and everything is studying