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Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot
I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.- K.G. 
Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot

I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.
- K.G. 

Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

(Source: College Humor)

Boat Named “Filthy Whore”
Bye, honey, I’m going to spend some time in the filthy whore.

Boat Named “Filthy Whore”

Bye, honey, I’m going to spend some time in the filthy whore.

(Source: reddit.com)

Landlord Inspects Grossest Hoarder House Ever

This is nothing compared to my roommate. He only washes the dishes like once a week. Also, I haven’t watched the video.