"Sweetheart, you have my cookies taped below your googly eyes. Technically, you do work for me.”
The Internet Oscars [Click to see all this year’s winners]
Welcome to the Internet Oscars! This is where we take the same categories the Oscars use to judge films and apply them to all the dumb Internet videos that have come out in the past 12 months.
“Wait, isn’t that the film with that Lyle Nissan character?”
Ah, the great mystery of life solved.
Don’t change the player. Change the name.
Kristen Stewart’s Salary Breakdown [Click to continue reading]
Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here’s the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:
Conservative Children’s Movies [Click to continue reading]
I don’t know about you, but I feel pretty confused. Shouldn’t that have been Gene Wilder at the end?
Come on, people, not only are they the first two rules, but they’re the only ones people actually remember.
"Hey Phillip, guess what?"
(Source: College Humor)