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Mr. Burns wants to connect with you on Linkedin. Excellent.

Read 12 Fictional TV and Movie Characters With Linkedin Profiles

If you ever wanted to know what Dave Grohl would look like in a tiara, here’s your answer.

Foo Fighters Just Delivered the Best Ice Bucket Challenge Yet

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It’s like real camp for indoor kids.

The official voting period ends Tuesday August 26, 2014 at 10:00AM so get your votes in now.

Quiz: Are They In The Expendables?
Do you remember all the names from the movie poster?

Quiz: Are They In The Expendables?

Do you remember all the names from the movie poster?

Dangerous Wands - It’s the Mudbloods vs. the Mud… Crips.

CollegeHumor Classic - No One Likes M. Night Shyamalan
That’s Josh Ruben BTW - Follow his Tumblr [x]

CollegeHumor Classic - No One Likes M. Night Shyamalan

That’s Josh Ruben BTW - Follow his Tumblr [x]

Event #5 is the hardest, by far!

2 MORE Challenges - Finish reading Emotionally Strongest Man Competition

The new Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie is hitting theaters in 2016 and we already have an exclusive SNEEK PEEK!

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10 GIFs with Subtitles That Are Incorrect, Tasteless, and Still Kinda Funny
Lip reading is a strange skill.

10 GIFs with Subtitles That Are Incorrect, Tasteless, and Still Kinda Funny

Lip reading is a strange skill.

Holy SHIT! The Trailer Park Boys have a new movie - Swearnet

(Source: swearnet.com)

"Hey man! TOTALLY not a big deal but ahhhhh…..’

Finish reading 9 Famous Movie Quotes If They Were Said By Your Annoying Roommate

It’s not what he says, it’s the WAY he says it. Because he only says one thing.
Read What Your Sentient Tree Boyfriend Is REALLY Saying

It’s not what he says, it’s the WAY he says it. Because he only says one thing.

Read What Your Sentient Tree Boyfriend Is REALLY Saying

Finish The Original People Vs. The Actors Who Played Them in Movies

Be a good security guard & check the rest of it out

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.
ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.
 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.
 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.
ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.

ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.

 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.

 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.

ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie