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Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot
I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.- K.G. 
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Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot

I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.
- K.G. 

Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

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How Weird Would it Be if We Had One Giant Toe?
Foot cyclops.

How Weird Would it Be if We Had One Giant Toe?

Foot cyclops.

(Source: reddit.com)

A Foot Tattoo? Why Not Zoidberg
What an honor!

A Foot Tattoo? Why Not Zoidberg

What an honor!

(Source: finofilipino.org)

Someone Thought it Was a Good Idea to Do This to Their Toes
Super cute AND protects against predators!

Someone Thought it Was a Good Idea to Do This to Their Toes

Super cute AND protects against predators!

(Source: reddit.com)

Girl Has Feet for Hands
I bet her hands smell terrible.

Girl Has Feet for Hands

I bet her hands smell terrible.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Guy Drives Motorcycle with Feet Headphones On, No Helmet
Safety last.

Guy Drives Motorcycle with Feet Headphones On, No Helmet

Safety last.

(Source: reddit.com)

Pick-Up Lines for the Person You’re Already Dating [Click to continue reading]

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Help us decide the worst job in the world!

Help us decide the worst job in the world!

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Danny DeVito Taking a Picture of His Foot


He sent this to the people in charge of casting “The Lorax.” It was a threat.

He sent this to the people in charge of casting “The Lorax.” It was a threat.

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