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Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Flexible Paper Head is Made of Recyclable Nightmares
There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.

Flexible Paper Head is Made of Recyclable Nightmares

There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.

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This Instrument Makes Horror Movie Soundtracks

Fear has a new name: [whatever the hell this musical thing is called].

(Source: youtube.com)

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Cuban Spider

Don’t watch if you’re afraid. Of maracas.

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Perfect Timing in Haunted House
That crippling fear of balloons has really started to affect their everyday life.

Perfect Timing in Haunted House

That crippling fear of balloons has really started to affect their everyday life.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Pop Up Book of Phobias
Just as good as five years of therapy, no doubt.

Pop Up Book of Phobias

Just as good as five years of therapy, no doubt.

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Kitten Learns How to Fly Through Fear
Fear of flying has a whole new meaning.

Kitten Learns How to Fly Through Fear

Fear of flying has a whole new meaning.

(Source: forgifs.com)


Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son Looks Uncomfortable Sitting Next to Lil Wayne


I want to hang with Lil Wayne, I just hope my big scary dad is sitting in between us.

I want to hang with Lil Wayne, I just hope my big scary dad is sitting in between us.

(Source: College Humor)

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FOUND VHS: Woman Afraid of Owls

One of our video editors found the greatest VHS tape EVER at his parents’ house this weekend. Macrame gets scary.

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Agoraphobic Man-On-The-Street

When a dog bites a man, that’s not news. When a man is too scared of other people to report the news, that’s not news either.

(Source: jest.com)