What the fuck of the Irish?
We can’t all win Father of the Year.
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“Wait, isn’t that the film with that Lyle Nissan character?”
For the man who can’t decide between Father of the Year and Fan of the Year
He will find u and he will kill u…once he figures out how to set up the GPS in the car.
I guess that’s one way to cool off.
Pat, David and Emily shoot nothing, but net.
“I was a tour guide at a cave when I was in high school. Many times, fathers in my tour groups would feel insecure about being under the watch of a teenager and would ask stupid questions like “What if I touch this formation?” or “What if I fart in the cave?” just to throw me off. As often as I felt appropriate, I’d respond with, “Well then we’d all die…” and then I’d turn the lights of and scream. I didn’t get tipped much.”
“A few weeks after my mom had gotten a facebook, I checked out her profile to see what exactly she put there. She listed that she was both interested in men and women. I asked her why she never told me she was bi-sexual, and she freaked out. When I showed her that she put that on her profile, she said “You’re not supposed to put just men, or else people think I’m looking to cheat on your father! So I put women as well to let people know.””
Love is in the airhead.